some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice

07-31 / 15:31 / 2,386 notes / VIA / SOURCE

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

*is genuinely not interested*

07-31 / 14:33 / 476 notes / VIA / SOURCE

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

07-31 / 14:10 / 6,809 notes / VIA / SOURCE

lalondes:

canoe park cast

me - kyle

allison - towelie

you guys figure out the rest

07-31 / 14:00 / 7 notes / VIA

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

07-31 / 13:52 / 160,564 notes / VIA

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

07-31 / 13:33 / 108,847 notes / VIA

halloween is exactly three months from today get ya towels ready it’s about to go down

07-31 / 13:31 / 7 notes
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