That I live and you are gone

if i never hear another person talk about duck dynasty in my life it will be Too Soon

michael bloomberg was my commencement speaker so all of my conservative relatives were all pissy about his ~*~*liberal*~*~ comments about immigration reform and reproductive rights, etc

but then condoleeza rice gave me my degree so it balanced out

verifascinating:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

CLICK B/C IT’S ANIMATED

thecyberwolf:

A Dance with Dragons

by Yama Orce

othothegreat:

whitelaws:

REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN

#they should have just asked quinto he would have done it

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

blankslate:

i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches

i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth

whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you