if i never hear another person talk about duck dynasty in my life it will be Too Soon
michael bloomberg was my commencement speaker so all of my conservative relatives were all pissy about his ~*~*liberal*~*~ comments about immigration reform and reproductive rights, etc
but then condoleeza rice gave me my degree so it balanced out
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
CLICK B/C IT’S ANIMATED
REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN
#they should have just asked quinto he would have done it
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!